What happens when an unidentified elderly woman is admitted to a hospital with no name, no past, and no clues? 🤔

On a fateful night, this very mystery unfolds — and it spirals hilariously out of control. Determined to uncover who she is, a meticulous head nurse (who's also a nun), an unmotivated police officer, and an eager young trainee launch an investigation that becomes a fast-paced, witty comedy about life, doubt, deception, and the beautiful chaos of trying to fix what's broken.

Welcome to Hanné — coming to Meyana Theatre at Jumeirah Beach Hotel this November. 🎭

🎬 What Is Hanné About?

The premise is simple. The execution is anything but.

An elderly woman — somewhere between 70 and 80 years old — is admitted to a hospital after an accident. She has no identification, no memory, no past. She's a complete mystery.

Enter the unlikely investigation team:

• Sister Marie Isabelle — a meticulous head nurse who's also a nun, desperate to figure out who this woman is (and, crucially, who's going to pay the medical bill) 
• A police officer — unmotivated but somehow caught up in the chaos 
• A young trainee — eager, perhaps too eager 

As they dig deeper, secrets slip and egos clash. And they discover that in a room full of fractured lives, the old woman's broken foot may be the simplest thing to fix.

The truth? It's far more complicated — and far funnier — than anyone expected.

🎭 The Star Power Behind the Show

🌟 Nada Abou Farhat

One of Lebanon's most celebrated actresses, Nada Abou Farhat takes on the lead role — and it's a performance that demands serious transformation.

In Hanné, she plays the elderly mystery woman, undergoing a striking physical transformation for the role — wispy hair streaked with white, a quavering voice, and a (fake) cast on her left leg.

What makes her performance so compelling is the way she oscillates between lethargy and biting lucidity — constantly blurring the lines, keeping everyone guessing. Is she a confused old woman or a cunning imposter? Even she seems to enjoy the game.

🎭 The Supporting Cast

• Salma Chalabi as Sister Marie Isabelle — the nun/nurse trying to hold everything together 
• Joyce Abou Jaoudé as the young doctor with a hen-like laugh and a strange relationship with the patient 
• Karim Chebli as the eccentric police officer who takes over the investigation 
• Elie Njeim 

✍️ Written & Directed by Elie Kamal

The script comes from Elie Kamal, Nada Abou Farhat's real-life husband. Their collaboration brings a sharp, lived-in dynamic to the dialogue — the kind of rhythm that only comes from people who know each other's timing intimately.

🗓️ Essential Details

💡 VIP tickets include a Meet & Greet 

⚠️ Important Policies Before You Book

🎟️ Ticket Policy:

• Event ticket must be produced to gain entry
• Ticket is valid only for the specific date, time, and event shown
• Seats allocated at booking are non-exchangeable and non-refundable

🍽️ Food & Beverage:

• F&B is allowed in the theatre only if purchased at the theatre bar
• The bar opens 1 hour before the performance

⏰ Latecomers:

• Latecomers will be granted entry at the discretion of the duty manager

📵 Recording Policy:

• No professional cameras, audio, or video recorders are allowed

🚫 Readmission:

• Strictly NO readmission

👶 Age Policy:

• Strictly 15+ years and above require a ticket 

📍 How to Get There

🚗 By Car:
Take Sheikh Zayed Rd, exit 39 towards Umm Suqeim St. Take the D63 W/Umm Suqeim Rd ramp and continue on Umm Suqeim St/D63 to your destination.

🚌 By Public Transportation:
Take bus 8 (Ibn Battuta Bus Station) to the Wild Wadi 1 stop and take a short walk from there.

🚕 By Taxi:
Use a ride-hailing app or taxi — Jumeirah Beach Hotel is a famous destination and drivers will know it well.

📍 Venue: Meyana Theatre, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, United Arab Emirates

💡 Pro Tips for an Unforgettable Evening

⏰ Arrive by 7:30 PM:
Doors open at 7:30 PM and the show starts at 8:00 PM. Arriving early means better parking, less stress, and time to grab a drink from the bar (which opens at 7:00 PM) before settling in .

🍷 Grab a Drink First:
The bar opens 1 hour before the performance. Arrive early, grab a glass of wine, and soak in the atmosphere before the chaos begins.

🗣️ Know Some Arabic? Perfect:
The show is entirely in Arabic, so if you're comfortable with the language, you'll catch every witty quip, every perfectly-timed punchline, every layer of the humor.

😂 Come Ready to Laugh at Life's Absurdities:
Hanné isn't just slapstick. It's a comedy that explores real themes — aging, healthcare, identity, and the lengths people go to when systems fail them. The humor is sharp, the satire is pointed, and the laughs come with a side of truth.

📵 Keep Your Phone Away:
Recording is strictly prohibited — and honestly, you'll want to be fully present. This is a show built on timing and performance. Experience it live.

💎 Why Hanné Belongs on Your Calendar

Let's be honest about comedy.

There's plenty of entertainment in Dubai. But how often do you get to see a Lebanese theatrical production with this level of pedigree — a cast of seasoned performers, a script written by one of the cast member's real-life partners, and a story that makes you laugh while also making you think?

Hanné has already played in Beirut to critical acclaim, where it was noted for addressing serious themes — the precariousness of life, the collapse of support systems, the cost of care — through the lens of comedy. The show's strategy of feigning madness to escape a medical bill takes on a tragically credible resonance in a world where healthcare costs can feel insurmountable.

But you don't need to know any of that to enjoy it. You just need to show up, take your seat, and let the chaos unfold.

From AED 175, this is an extraordinary value for a night of world-class Arabic theatre. 🎭

🎟️ The Bottom Line

Meyana Theatre, Jumeirah Beach Hotel. Sunday, 15 November 2026. Doors open 7:30 PM.

From AED 175. 65 minutes. Arabic language. 15+ only.

Starring Nada Abou Farhat, Salma Shalabi, Elie Njeim, and Joyce Abou Jaoudé.

Written and Directed by Elie Kamal.

Laugh through family chaos, witty dialogue, and unexpected twists.

Book your tickets now — and find out who the mysterious Hanné really is. 🎭😂

⚠️Disclaimer

Ticket prices, availability, and event details are subject to real-time information on the official ticketing platform (Platinumlist). This article is based on publicly available information and is for reference only. Please verify all details, including age restrictions, language, and venue policies, before booking.